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Zork
| MorgothDeath | Score: 25 | Moves: 7 |
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>"Use Object" You pick up the object and it starts to glow... Morgoth pauses to inspect the glow, and his hammer falls on top of his toes. "OUCH!!!" While Morogoth is dancing around because of his "accident", the object converges on the hammer and flashes a blinding light.
You run off, to lose this mighty "beast"
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