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Zork
| End of the Maze | Score: 120 | Moves: 58 |
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This granite doppelganger has more than a passing resemblance to the Pelvis himself. Of course, some aspects of the King's attire are so impractical for exploring a place like this that you can't help but pity this formerly fleshy fool. Like the sunglasses. Seriously, who wears sunglasses in a dungeon? Someone who's asking for a flock of perilisks to sneak-attack him, that's who.
It appears that they're of the Peril-Sensitive variety of sunglasses - the lenses fill with black whenever something perilous comes into view, thus preserving the wearer's sense of security. Hah, chump. I suppose he's also got his blankie and his teddy in that costume somewhere.
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