Game:Zork/medusastairs

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 End of the Maze Score: 120 Moves: 62


> go southwest


You hear "Oh, I don't think you should be going down there, sweetie..." but it's too late.

I said that the stairs were steep, and I said that you were completely blind with those sunglasses on. As a result, you fall down the stairs and break several vital bones on the way down, finishing with a three-point landing on top of your butcher knife. Yow!


*** You fail at Zork ***


Would you like to not fail, restore The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle To The End save file, or end your failing session of Zork? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT):

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