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 End of the Maze Score: 120 Moves: 62

> go southwest

You hear "Oh, I don't think you should be going down there, sweetie..." but it's too late.

I said that the stairs were steep, and I said that you were completely blind with those sunglasses on. As a result, you fall down the stairs and break several vital bones on the way down, finishing with a three-point landing on top of your butcher knife. Yow!

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.