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Zork

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 Maze Score: 120 Moves: 67


You sense that you're in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. But you can't see a thing because you're wearing peril-sensitive sunglasses and there seems to be a lovesick Medusataur next to you.

The Medusataur says "I have a habit of repeating myself. Sorry if I accidentally say the same thing twice!"

She then drags you toward the north.