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| End of the Maze
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Score: 120
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Moves: 59
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> kiss medusataur
You lean over and give her a quick, gentle peck. Or, I dunno, maybe a long, drawn-out snog. Maybe even with tonguing. I don't care. Honest.
Either way, your lips + her skin = the Kiss of Life in most fairytale dictionaries. And, yes, she's finally waking the hell up!
> wait
The Medusataur lets out a gentle yawn, turns toward you, and awakens. You find yourself gazing straight into the Medusataur's wide open eyes...
...and that's all you'll ever be doing ever again, because you've just turned to stone.
- *** You fail at Zork ***
Would you like to not fail, restore The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle To The End save file, or end your failing session of Zork? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT):
Or you can also (because you fail at Zork):
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