Game:Zork/medusakiss

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 End of the Maze Score: 120 Moves: 59


> kiss medusataur


You lean over and give her a quick, gentle peck. Or, I dunno, maybe a long, drawn-out snog. Maybe even with tonguing. I don't care. Honest.

Either way, your lips + her skin = the Kiss of Life in most fairytale dictionaries. And, yes, she's finally waking the hell up!


> wait


The Medusataur lets out a gentle yawn, turns toward you, and awakens. You find yourself gazing straight into the Medusataur's wide open eyes...

...and that's all you'll ever be doing ever again, because you've just turned to stone.


*** All your Zork are belong to us ***


Would you like to main screen turn on, move every zig, or surrender are bases to CATS? (TYPE MAIN, ZIG, OR CATS)