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Zork

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 Silvery Dome Score: ? Moves: ?



> Follow tunnel


You follow this weird spiral tunnel, quickly learning to walk very carefully, since the floor is a very slick surface. Very slick. Of course, being blinded prevents you from learning exactly how slick until it's too late. You slip and fall, and after some unpleasant sliding you find yourself in a room of smooth metal - a dome to be precise.

The Medusataur suddenly stops howling, and shouts "Oh joy! Oh great mercy! Look, my darling, there is a phial of holy water! The curse may yet be lifted! Our love may yet be saved! Oh wonder of wonders!"