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 Maze Score: 120 Moves: 60

> go south

While wearing the peril-sensitive sunglasses, you are completely blind.

You stumble in a southward direction, hoping that by putting some distance between you and the Medusataur the sunglasses' lenses will clear.

However, even when you walk as far away as you can from the Medusataur, the lenses still stay black.

> that doesn't make sense. I'm now far away from the cause of peril, aren't I?

Unless, of course, there was another cause of peril nearby that you, in your blindness, have just walked towards.

> oh golly gosh no

You have been sneak-attacked and killed by an army of Euroipods on stilts.

*** Thou art dead ***

Wouldst thou like to start over, restor an saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):