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Zork
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Score: 120
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Moves: 60
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> go south
While wearing the peril-sensitive sunglasses, you are completely blind.
You stumble in a southward direction, hoping that by putting some distance between you and the Medusataur the sunglasses' lenses will clear.
However, even when you walk as far away as you can from the Medusataur, the lenses still stay black.
> that doesn't make sense. I'm now far away from the cause of peril, aren't I?
Unless, of course, there was another cause of peril nearby that you, in your blindness, have just walked towards.
> oh golly gosh no
You have been sneak-attacked and killed by a robot with guns for arms shooting guns at other guns.
- *** You've bit the big banana ***
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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