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Game:Zork/maze87

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Thinking you're impervious to electricity, you attempt to cut the electrical wires with the bolt cutters. You succeed in cutting the wires, but in the end it seems you're not as impervious to electric currents as you thought you were.


*** Thou art dead ***


Wouldst thou like to start over, restor an saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):