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Game:Zork/maze83

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 Maze Score: 145 Moves: 76

Dead end. However, you see a ladder on the ground.


> get ladder


It seems to be stuck to the ground


> examine ladder


Yup, it's a ladder.


> examine ladder and ground


It's bolted down.


> examine bolts


You'll probably want to use your new bolt cutters to get those off.