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Score: 0
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Moves: 2
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> Marvel
Marvel bar:
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Now I know you're not being sincere. You were just marveling to get stuff from me! Well guess what, you selfish bastard! You don't get ANY present, now or EVER!! Why don't you ever buy me presents? I thought you loved me! I guess I thought wrong! ROT IN HELL!!! WHAAAAA!!
You made the Zork Master mad! Prepare to die.
Grues! Millions of 'em! You're surrounded! You attempt to defend, but it is no use. The community of grues devour you.
- *** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***
Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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