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> WTF? Attack the Ur-Grue already!
Just for that, the Ur-Grue gets to go first.
The Ur-Grue attacks with Detergent-bottle Crusher for 12 damage. You have 88 hitpoints left.
> use extreme sarcasm
You attack with extreme sarcasm -
"Oh no, an ur-grue! It's a grue, but it begins with ur! I'm so scared of those two extra letters!"
- hitting the Ur-Grue for 55 damage and delaying his next turn. He has 160 hitpoints left.
> fire light cannon
You take advantage of the time gap and ready your light-mod to your laser cannon, which normally takes two turns. Except... you lost your light cannon in the maze, and the Ur-Grue begins laughing at your ineptitude. You lose a turn.
The Ur-Grue casts cleesh on you, effectively turning you into a tree frog. Laughing, the Ur-Grue effortlessly stamps you out of existence. Then he eats you.
- *** You have died ***
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