Game:Zork/longestgruefight2

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longestgruefight2	Score: 10	Moves: 0
> WTF? Attack the Ur-Grue already! Just for that, the Ur-Grue gets to go first. The Ur-Grue attacks with Detergent-bottle Crusher for 12 damage. You have 88 hitpoints left. > use extreme sarcasm You attack with extreme sarcasm - "Oh no, an ur-grue! It's a grue, but it begins with ur! I'm so scared of those two extra letters!" - hitting the Ur-Grue for 55 damage and delaying his next turn. He has 160 hitpoints left. > fire light cannon You take advantage of the time gap and ready your light-mod to your laser cannon, which normally takes two turns. Except... you lost your light cannon in the maze, and the Ur-Grue begins laughing at your ineptitude. You lose a turn. The Ur-Grue casts cleesh on you, effectively turning you into a tree frog. Laughing, the Ur-Grue effortlessly stamps you out of existence. Then he eats you. It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead. As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal. > examine me You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head. enter gates of Hell fly up restore