Game:Zork/lint

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 Lint Score: 0 Moves: 0


> Examine that lint

There is no lint.
> Examine the item I got

You are holding a grue.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)



> I hate you with all my heart.

The monkey was the Monkey Ball champ five years in a row, loser! Sorry for not mentioning it earlier!

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