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 Jordanhill Railway station Score: 14 Moves: 18


Without thought you pull the lever. What fun! A few moments later, you here the roar of a derailed train, and a few seconds later that train runs into the station, blowing it up. Damn that sucks. Now, lets wait for the Zork maintainer to come in and add his/her/it's pretty You Dead tag! Untill then, USE THE BACK BUTTON! HAH! Wait, I managed to ninja the template away! Woohoo thunder stealing!

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

"Hey! Thats my job!!!!"

So what? I saved you the trouble!