> PULL THE LEVER!
Without thought you pull the lever. What fun! A few moments later, you here the roar of a derailed train, and a few seconds later that train runs into the station, blowing it up. Damn that sucks.
Now, lets wait for the Zork maintainer to come in and add his/her/it's pretty You Dead tag! Untill then, USE THE BACK BUTTON! HAH!
Wait, I managed to ninja the template away! Woohoo thunder stealing!
- *** You have died ***
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
"Hey! Thats my job!!!!"
So what? I saved you the trouble!