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Zork
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| Jordanhill Railway station
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Score: 14
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Moves: 18
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> PULL THE LEVER!
Without thought you pull the lever. What fun! A few moments later, you here the roar of a derailed train, and a few seconds later that train runs into the station, blowing it up. Damn that sucks.
Now, lets wait for the Zork maintainer to come in and add his/her/it's pretty You Dead tag! Untill then, USE THE BACK BUTTON! HAH!
Wait, I managed to ninja the template away! Woohoo thunder stealing!
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
"Hey! Thats my job!!!!"
So what? I saved you the trouble!
"DIE!!!!!"
YEARGRABLE!
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