Game:Zork/lesbian

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 Lesbianators Score: {{{2}}} Moves: {{{3}}}


> enter corridor


You enter the non-existant room in a non-existant suit and discover that youve just entered a room full of lesbians. These are not the nice sort however but the overtly femenist sort dressed in dull grey suits. They all glare at you when you enter.


> Hey? Thats not fair!


Well it was your own fault for typing 'lesbian' here and hoping youll recive something nice... Well noooo... anyway where was I?


> Ice cream?


NO! just for trying to decive me all the women suddenly attack you tearing you to little shreds. Oh and they feed thier pet Grues your remains.


> They have Pet Grues???


Shut up! Your meant to be dead already!


*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.