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Zork
| Riverbank | Score: 0 | Moves: 3 |
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There's a swiftly-running river here. Crossing is not recommended, judging by the size and sharpness of those rocks... To your right is a well-kept yard. There is also a shallow cave. The sun illuminates the back of it, so there's no danger of being eaten by a Grue if you go inside.
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