Game:Zork/leap

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 a leap of faith Score: -0.01 Moves: *


> jump


You leap out into the ocean.

Out of a freaking huge tree.

The immensity of the belly flop you pull bursts you open like a balloon under your fat aunt.


...

But wait!

Suddenly, you wake up!

You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"

You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real.