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Zork
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Score: 160
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Moves: 87
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You skillfully cut the bolts and free the ladder from its bolty prison. Just then, the ladder is engulfed in a burst of smoke, and a gaseous figure wearing a turban appears!
> talk to genie
The gaseous figure is reviled! "You insensitive clod! I'm most clearly a sylph! But just because I happen to wear a turban, and just because I was imprisoned inside that ladder, you go ahead and lump me in with those oily cretins!"
It literally works itself into a huff. "Well, I was planning on enacting a very lethal revenge on that Wizzard for imprisoning me, but I think I'll let him live, just to spite you! Ha!"
The figure grumpily floats away into an anachronistic ceiling vent, but as it departs it mutters "Oh, alright, I guess I owe you something. Here!"
The burnt ladder before you magically transforms into the Platinum Utility Ladder!
> pick up ladder
Despite the fact that the ladder is roughly ten feet tall, you still manage to slide it easily into your back pocket. What skill!
> inv
You've got your trusty brass lantern, soiled clothes, the ID card, a crowbar, bolt cutters, that poor kid's keychain, and that useless butcher knife. You also have the following treasures: a Pot of Gold, a Beautiful Painting, a Platinum Utility Ladder, and a Brass Bauble.
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