Game:Zork/ladder04

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As you begin to taunt the smoking wreckage that was the Grue, you forget one important fact about Grues: only light can kill them.

You turn your back to the Grue, drop your soiled trousers, and give it a good mooning. While you bend over, the Grue gets up, wipes the dirt off its fur, and quickly eats you.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.