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Zork
| Death | Score: ? | Moves: ? |
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You check the stolic. KABOOM!!!! There is an explosion worthy of five exclamation marks! In related news, you died! Smooth move, ex-lax! (But, like, don't just immediately assume that every instance of "check stolic" leads to here, cause maybe you just used it at the wrong time, or something.)
Hey, wait a second! There's only four exclamation marks! You owe me one! | ||