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 I hate you. Score: 0 Moves: -infinity

You had to cheat. Had to. Had to actually follow the stinking InvisiClues. You just HAD to activate the Anti-Grue mode. Guess what. You won. The Teleporter's Anti Grue Mode activates, and you will never be plagued by grues again.
> look

You are eaten by an erug. Next time, look at ALL of the InvisiClues before getting a smart idea.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.