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 The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle of The End Score: ? Moves: ?

> Use your stick of gum, I guess


> What? I said my use stick of gum I guess!

I said no.

> Why?!

Because, stupidface, if you had read the Chuck Norris page as you claimed you did, you would have noticed that anyone who got too close to the Norris/Cobain fight would melt, and the world would crumble into nothingness. So you do, and it does.

> No fair!

Says you, dead-y.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.