Game:Zork/kurtcobaingum

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 The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle of The End Score: ? Moves: ?


> Use your stick of gum, I guess


No.


> What? I said my use stick of gum I guess!


I said no.


> Why?!


Because, stupidface, if you had read the Chuck Norris page as you claimed you did, you would have noticed that anyone who got too close to the Norris/Cobain fight would melt, and the world would crumble into nothingness. So you do, and it does.


> No fair!


Says you, dead-y.


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