Game:Zork/knife3

Zork

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Knife	Score: 0	Moves: 2
> take knife What the hell? You take out the knife and then decide to put it back in? You like having a knife in your leg or something? > uh, yes? Then why the hell did you remove the knife? > I dunno... You know what I know? How to do the zorkdied banner! > but I didn't die! You examine the knife. Turns out it's actually a Grue made of stainless steel. Of course, you know what happens next, right? *** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! *** In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!) restart restore quit That's a little bit unfair for a guy who just wanted to insert the knife in a different, painless spot, amirite?