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 Living room Score: 0 Moves: 2

> talk to kid

The child, with tears welling up in his eyes, tells you that all his short life all he has wanted is a stick of Big Red chewing gum. "Do you have any Big Wed, mister? I'll give you my keychain if you give me some Big Wed."

> inv

Holy crap you have gum. Unfortunately, it's Juicy Fruit, and slightly used.

> ask kid if he can read

"No, I can't wead," he tells you.