Game:Zork/keystab/arm

Zork

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Living room	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> stab yourself in the arm You sure you want to do this? > would I have clicked "stab yourself in arm" if I didn't want to? All right. Whatever. You stab yourself, and the pain is unbearable. You feel lightheaded, and fall backwards. You feel your skull slam into the solid hardwood floor of the living room. *** You have won *** > What? I won?! Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go: ... But wait! Suddenly, you wake up! You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!" You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real. go north go south go east go west restore