Game:Zork/joinwikipedia

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Wikipedia	Score: -99999998	Moves: Who gives a shit
> Join Wikipedia You join Wikipedia, renounce Uncyclopedia, become serious, get a job, settle down, raise a family, get some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet, and generally become the American everyman. Then one day, a mob of Grues brutally kills you and your whole family and hangs your families bodies as a warning to those who would join Wikipedia. SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you. > examine man He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death. What would you like to do? give him a piece of gum ask him to bring you back to life restore