Game:Zork/joinwikipedia

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Wikipedia	Score: -99999998	Moves: Who gives a shit
> Join Wikipedia You join Wikipedia, renounce Uncyclopedia, become serious, get a job, settle down, raise a family, get some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet, and generally become the American everyman. Then one day, a mob of Grues brutally kills you and your whole family and hangs your families bodies as a warning to those who would join Wikipedia. *** Died you have *** To start over would you like, a saved position restore, or this session of Zork end? (RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT type): restart restore quit