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You join Wikipedia, renounce Uncyclopedia, become serious, get a job, settle down, raise a family, get some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet, and generally become the American everyman. Then one day, a mob of Grues brutally kills you and your whole family and hangs your families bodies as a warning to those who would join Wikipedia.

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Would you like to main screen turn on, move every zig, or surrender are bases to CATS? (TYPE MAIN, ZIG, OR CATS)