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> Berate sharks

You berate Milton and the pool sharks.

> Berate more

Such language in a high-class establishment as this!

> Insult them again!

Oh, dear. Such language from a supposedly winning adventurer!

> And....?

What do you think this is, DUNGEON™?

Turns out, there was only one spot open just now, so they were having tryouts.

> Whooooshit


_______________________Make it fast.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.