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> Berate sharks
You berate Milton and the pool sharks.
> Berate more
Such language in a high-class establishment as this!
> Insult them again!
Oh, dear. Such language from a supposedly winning adventurer!
> And....?
What do you think this is, DUNGEON™?
Turns out, there was only one spot open just now, so they were having tryouts.
> Whooooshit
_______________________Make it fast.
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