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 West of House Score: 0 Moves: 2

> look at bill

The print is small, you can't read it from here.

> move head closer

It says... It says... You can barely make it out!


It says: "I prepared explosive runes this morning."

> run

Too late! Your head went kaplooie!

*** You have died ***

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