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 Wood Score: 5 Moves: 6

> hide

Hide? You pathetic whimp!

> whatever

You hide away in the bushes hoping none of the grues will spot you. You also try to get some sleep but everytime you try to relax a sound alerts you. Eventually you fall asleep and hope you are still alive the next morning...

> wake up

You wake up and look to see if your body is still intact, sadly though, when you look you can only see blood and your eaten corpse. Yes, you are indeed dead.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.