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 hermit4 Score: 0 Moves: 0

> give gold to grue

Now you're just being paranoid. There's no grue around here. Or is there? Perhaps that thing in the shadows over there? No, that's a bowl of cornflakes. Unless it's a bowl of cornflakes disguised as a grue...

> die

No, that's definitely a grue.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.