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 Wild Wild West Score: 0 Moves: 0

> wait

For some reason (probably because your mom didn't teach you common sense, resulting in you being stupid), you wait patiently until the Grues decide to eat you first.

*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***

In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)