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 The Mansion of the North Score: 0 Moves: 0

> pronounce "piss off"

You cry "Pee Eye Ess Ess Oh Eff Eff!" The man shouts back: "Eff You See Kay Why Oh You!" Then he throws an axe at you, which splits your skull.

*** You have died ***

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