Game:Zork/heaven/north/urinate/pissoff

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 The Mansion of the North Score: 0 Moves: 0


> pronounce "piss off"


You shout "Pith off!" In Heaven, it turns out, this phrase has magical properties. The man instantly turns into a Grue and eats you.


...

But wait!

Suddenly, you wake up!

You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"

You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real.