Game:Zork/heaven/north/scarecrow/i am stupid

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 The yellow brick road Score: -777 Moves: 0

> lean even closer

Closer you say? CLOSER? Listen: I already let you get closer than the dumbest person imaginable would want to get. Face it: You fed yourself to a Grue and that's that.

*** Mama mia! ***

It's a me, Mario! Would-a you like to start over, restore-a your saved position, or end-a your session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):