Game:Zork/heaven/north/scarecrow/i am stupid

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 The yellow brick road Score: -777 Moves: 0


> lean even closer


Closer you say? CLOSER? Listen: I already let you get closer than the dumbest person imaginable would want to get. Face it: You fed yourself to a Grue and that's that.


*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.