Game:Zork/heaven/north/isitagrue

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> assume scarecrow is grue


Good call. The scarecrow is in fact a Grue.



> run

You turn around to run. All of a sudden, you feel something heavy hit you in the head. You fall to the ground. You are paralyzed. Someone with a thick Italian accent says "It's-a me, Mario!" Next, you hear something munching. Soon, you feel it munching on your neck. The Grue eats your head last.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.