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> go back

You return to the center of Heaven. You are at an intersection of two lovely yellow-brick roads. All the angels are gone. In their places are countless red spots on the ground, with blood-stained robes on top of them. That and a shitload of Grues. They haven't noticed you... yet.

> go away

While you were typing that command, the Grues noticed you. By divine miracle, your flesh was enough to feed 5,000 starving Grues.

SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.

> examine man

He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.

What would you like to do?