From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Zork
left
| Paradise
|
Score: 5
|
Moves: 8
|
|
Did you think that you would enter heaven? No because now you're going to type in something stupid.
> kick him in the shins
See?
> Kick the bastard again!
No! Stop, you dont want to do that! He is the gate keeper of heaven! That could get you in trouble with Allah.
> Stand down on gatekeeper's neck until he stops breathing
The angel lies on the ground, motionless. Suddenly, red smoke begins to spew out of the dead angel's eyes. Slowly, the smoke comes into the form of a great djinni. He dosent look happy. His great mouth opens and he begins to speak.
"STEVEN! OH STEVEN!"
The djinni points at you
"What have you done to Steven?!"
> Start to run away
You start to run, but find that you cannot move. No matter how hard you pump those chubby little legs you still stay in the same place. The djinni begins to talk again.
"I BANISH YOU TO HELL!"
|