Game:Zork/guru

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Call a Linux Guru	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> call linux grue In a record 17 seconds, a linux grue comes and fixes the computer. It then eats you. > what? You forgot that you called a grue, not a guru. > undo Fine. UNDO. Time goes backwards. > call linux GURU In a record 16 seconds, a Linux guru comes and solves your problems. > smile The guru turns out to be a grue. > CHEATER! I'm sorry, but all gurus are grues. > kill narrator You killed the narrator. > Now I can type win without a grue eating me! > win CONGRAGULATIONS! YOU WIN! > Yay! NOT! For killing the narrator, you are eaten by a grue. > cancel The new narrator ceases to exist, as well as the grue. > become god Fine. You become god. > MUHAHAHAHHAHAH- You are eaten by the god of grues. > point out that gods can't die So what? You got eaten anyway. > undo The grue ceases to exist. > destroy a random city Idiot. You just blew up Free Country, USA! > what? You are killed by an angry mob of Homestar Runner fans. And Strong Bad. > un- Your god powers have been taken away. SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you. > examine man He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death. What would you like to do? give him a piece of gum ask him to bring you back to life restore