Game:Zork/guru

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Call a Linux Guru	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> call linux grue In a record 17 seconds, a linux grue comes and fixes the computer. It then eats you. > what? You forgot that you called a grue, not a guru. > undo Fine. UNDO. Time goes backwards. > call linux GURU In a record 16 seconds, a Linux guru comes and solves your problems. > smile The guru turns out to be a grue. > CHEATER! I'm sorry, but all gurus are grues. > kill narrator You killed the narrator. > Now I can type win without a grue eating me! > win CONGRAGULATIONS! YOU WIN! > Yay! NOT! For killing the narrator, you are eaten by a grue. > cancel The new narrator ceases to exist, as well as the grue. > become god Fine. You become god. > MUHAHAHAHHAHAH- You are eaten by the god of grues. > point out that gods can't die So what? You got eaten anyway. > undo The grue ceases to exist. > destroy a random city Idiot. You just blew up Free Country, USA! > what? You are killed by an angry mob of Homestar Runner fans. And Strong Bad. > un- Your god powers have been taken away. *** You fail at Zork *** Would you like to not fail, restore The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle To The End save file, or end your failing session of Zork? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT): restart restore quit Or you can also (because you fail at Zork): Go to Zork 2 Go to Zork 3 Go to Grueslayer