From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
 Death Score: ? Moves: ?

You attempt to eat the princess, and succeed! Unfortunately, she turns out to be a cross-dressing Grue. So, you get eaten from the inside out. Nice going, moron.

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):