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 In Front of Boat Score: ? Moves: ?

> go northwest

You are at a wharf. There is a giant cruise ship anchored in front of you.

The paintwork on the side of the giant cruise ship reveals it to be the HMS GRUE.

Another path heads east into a rest area.

The scabbard to ye sword is here.

> examine ye scabbard...

Yep, that's for ye sword. Yanno, the one in the house.

> take scabbard

Nope, you can't have ye scabbard, either.

> you're a big meanie.

So I've been told. Anyway, isn't it lunchtime about now?