Game:Zork/footballdie

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You decide to forfeit. In the paper's the follow day, on the front page, reads the following article:

LOCAL ZORK TEAM LOSES TO THE MIGHTY GRUESLAYER TEAM

Final score: 48-0

You are fuming. This isn't what happened! You forfeited!

You then realise that you are reading a Gruespaper, which comes to live and drowns you in ink. Then it eats you.



*** You have died ***


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