Game:Zork/escapeguide

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 Escape Score: 42 Moves: 69,105


> escape

You try so hard to escape that you rip right through the space-time continuum.

You are now in a shack in 10th-Century Earth. There is a robe, a toothbrush, and a flat-head axe sitting in the corner.

Before you can do anything, though, the hordes of Mongolian warriors sweep majestically through the valley, who then destroy your shack and burn your remains with it.


*** YOU JUST LOST THE GAME ***


Would you like to try to forget it again, compare how you're doing against others, or remember The Game for a bit longer? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):