Game:Zork/escapeguide

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 Escape Score: 42 Moves: 69,105


> escape

You try so hard to escape that you rip right through the space-time continuum.

You are now in a shack in 10th-Century Earth. There is a robe, a toothbrush, and a flat-head axe sitting in the corner.

Before you can do anything, though, the hordes of Mongolian warriors sweep majestically through the valley, who then destroy your shack and burn your remains with it.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.