Game:Zork/eatknife

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 What the frotz are you doing? Score: ? Moves: ?



> eat knife


...

... ...


... WHAT?

YOU FREAK?

YOU ARE A FREAK? EATING A KNIFE?


> so what?


SO WHAT? YOU CUT YOUR OESOPHAGUS OPEN AND BLEED TO DEATH!


> hey, that's not fair!


That always happens when someone eats a knife, dipwad.


*** Dead again (sigh) ***


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