Game:Zork/eatknife

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What the frotz are you doing?	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> eat knife ... ... ... ... WHAT? YOU FREAK? YOU ARE A FREAK? EATING A KNIFE? > so what? SO WHAT? YOU CUT YOUR OESOPHAGUS OPEN AND BLEED TO DEATH! > hey, that's not fair! That always happens when someone eats a knife, dipwad. *** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! *** In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!) restart restore quit