Game:Zork/eatknife

Zork

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What the frotz are you doing?	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> eat knife ... ... ... ... WHAT? YOU FREAK? YOU ARE A FREAK? EATING A KNIFE? > so what? SO WHAT? YOU CUT YOUR OESOPHAGUS OPEN AND BLEED TO DEATH! > hey, that's not fair! That always happens when someone eats a knife, dipwad. *** You have won *** > What? I won?! Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go: SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you. > examine man He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death. What would you like to do? give him a piece of gum ask him to bring you back to life restore