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> eat keychain
What?
> eat keychain
You serious?
> yes
You really serious?
> Yes
You absolutely serious?
> YES
You positively serious?
> YES!
You absolutely, positively, surely serious?
> YES!!!!
You absolutely, super-dooper, extra, ultra, positively, surely serious?
> YES GODDAMNIT! I WANT TO EAT THE KEYCHAIN AND THAT'S FROTZIN' FINAL!
Oh, while you were yelling a Grue ate you.
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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