Game:Zork/eatkeychain

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 Eat keychain Score: ? Moves: ?



> eat keychain


What?


> eat keychain


You serious?


> yes


You really serious?


> Yes


You absolutely serious?


> YES


You positively serious?


> YES!


You absolutely, positively, surely serious?


> YES!!!!


You absolutely, super-dooper, extra, ultra, positively, surely serious?


> YES GODDAMNIT! I WANT TO EAT THE KEYCHAIN AND THAT'S FROTZIN' FINAL!


Oh, while you were yelling a Grue ate you.


*** You got screwed ***


Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):