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 Diner Dash Score: 1/2 Moves: 23

Okay, just calm down. You'll live.
> Serve 69,105 Customers

You almost die, but you are still there.

Congratulations! You finished Level 1. You can now buy a blue-potted shrubbery, yellow-potted shrubbery, or red-potted shrubbery.
> Buy blue-potted shrubbery

Oh, shit, it's Level 2.

A food critic appears.

He appears to be one of The Knights Who Say Ni.

He marvels at your shrubbery.

What do you do?