Game:Zork/desertnorth

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 Desert Score: 7 Moves: 11


> Go into desert


You venture into the desert. After a few hours of walking, you start to get thirsty.


> drink water


You don't have any with you!


> look for water


You look around for a water source in the middle of the desert. A few second laters, you realise how futile this is, and start to walk back the way you came. Unfortunately, you can't find the forest you left anywhere, and the desert seems to go on for an eternity. Seeing as you didn't pick up the ring of infinite supplies earlier, you die of thirst and/or hunger! Game over!


Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears.

Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here.


> look


Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.