Game:Zork/dead2

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What the hell?	Score: LOL	Moves: Bleen
You choose to die. ... .... .......... > restart > restore > quit .... ... .... > HELLO? Oh, sorry. I've been using the templates to make up a really random death. Okay, here's what happens. ∞.5 brown duck's come along with ∞.5 Yahtzee table's, which are shoved up your ass. The duck's then leave, and a Rhynoc devours your corpse. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit