Game:Zork/dead2

Zork

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What the hell?	Score: LOL	Moves: Bleen
You choose to die. ... .... .......... > restart > restore > quit .... ... .... > HELLO? Oh, sorry. I've been using the templates to make up a really random death. Okay, here's what happens. 5.5 fuchsia elk's come along with 5.5 gazelle's, which are shoved up your ass. The elk's then leave, and a Saiya jin devours your corpse. *** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! *** In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!) restart restore quit