Game:Zork/dead2

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 What the hell? Score: LOL Moves: Bleen


You choose to die.

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> restart



> restore



> quit


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> HELLO?


Oh, sorry. I've been using the templates to make up a really random death.

Okay, here's what happens. n cream rhino's come along with n wasp's, which are shoved up your ass. The rhino's then leave, and The Loch Ness Monster devours your corpse.


*** All your Zork are belong to us ***


Would you like to main screen turn on, move every zig, or surrender are bases to CATS? (TYPE MAIN, ZIG, OR CATS)