Game:Zork/dead2

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
 What the hell? Score: LOL Moves: Bleen


You choose to die.

...


....


..........



> restart



> restore



> quit


.... ...


....


> HELLO?


Oh, sorry. I've been using the templates to make up a really random death.

Okay, here's what happens. -0 grey platypus's come along with -0 jawbreaker's, which are shoved up your ass. The platypus's then leave, and a Slime Cube devours your corpse.


*** Ye have departed this mortale coile ***


Wouldst ye like to commence yower quest once more, restor yower saved position, or cease playing the Zork game? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):