Game:Zork/dead2

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 What the hell? Score: LOL Moves: Bleen


You choose to die.

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> restart



> restore



> quit


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> HELLO?


Oh, sorry. I've been using the templates to make up a really random death.

Okay, here's what happens. 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 gold elk's come along with 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 pencil's, which are shoved up your ass. The elk's then leave, and a Fell beast devours your corpse.


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But wait!

Suddenly, you wake up!

You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"

You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real.