Game:Zork/dead2

Zork

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What the hell?	Score: LOL	Moves: Bleen
You choose to die. ... .... .......... > restart > restore > quit .... ... .... > HELLO? Oh, sorry. I've been using the templates to make up a really random death. Okay, here's what happens. -0 grey platypus's come along with -0 jawbreaker's, which are shoved up your ass. The platypus's then leave, and a Slime Cube devours your corpse. *** Ye have departed this mortale coile *** Wouldst ye like to commence yower quest once more, restor yower saved position, or cease playing the Zork game? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit