Game:Zork/cursedie3

Silvery Dome Score: ? Moves: ?

> surrender to earthly desires

Uhh, yeah. Now, how to describe what happens next...

Um... wow.

Gosh.

Yowzer.

Golly.

Yikes.

Dude.

> "Say, do you mind if I smoke?"

The demon says "Not at all."

Of course, you don't have any tobacco in the first place.

> Well, it just sounded like something I ought to say.

The demon asks "Say, do you mind if I suck your soul out of your body through your genitals?"

> "Mmmmm. Wait... that is just a euphemism, ri-"

*schlorp* chew, chew, chew...

Sorry. That's what you get for making transactions with demons.

*** You have won ***

> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:

*** You got hosed ***

Would you like to towel down, restore a change of clothes, or end this water fight? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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