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 The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle of The End Score: YOU DEAD! Moves: ?

> Destroy the unobtainium crystal

You attack the unobtainium crystal with all your might. For three days and three nights you hammer away at the blasted crystal. Tired, you collapse to the floor and fall asleep. Later, Nikola Seceroski picks up your slaxe-chucks and beheads you before asploding.

*** You have died ***

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