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Coast north Score: -10 Moves: -5

> Go North

You go North. You hear a strange sound behind you. It sounds like "RAWR!"
> What the hell is that?

It is a grue.
> Oh..

You know how it goes.

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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