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 choke2 Score: 0 Moves: 0

This Harrison Ford corpse tastes terrible!

There is a scrap of paper inside. It reads:

What? Once again you amaze me with your sickness. OK you eat Harrison Ford but then choke on the Lord Voldemort Lego figure in his pocket. A Grue then comes by and gives you the Heimlich. You Survived! Thanks to this nice Grue. You thank the Grue. The Grue says «You're Welcome»s and offers his hand in friendship. You take his hand and shake it while he pulls you into his mouth and eats you.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.