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 choke Score: 0 Moves: 0

You dance around, enjoying your victory and a piece of Big Wed, I mean Red. In your dancing you trip over Ford's dead carcass and choke on the gum. This probably has something to do with the kid you scammed early on. Karma- what comes around goes around...or something to that effect.

*** You have won ***

> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:

*** You have died ***

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